I got a little creative today and ended up writing this. It is best sung to the tune of Savage Garden’s Affirmation, but I’m not talented enough to record it myself.

I believe the R-I-A-A should settle all arguments.
I believe we’ve placed our fair-use-rights in other people’s hands.
I believe that DRM’s no good because it’s bad for you.
I believe fighting for freedom is something we have to do.
I believe the music industry promotes low quality.
I believe that we must have the right to use the things we own.

I believe in Karma; what you give is what you get returned.
I believe in a fair world where our freedom does not get burned.
I believe the grass is much more greener on the other side.
I believe we can’t give up our fight until we save our pride.

I believe you can’t control our freedom in reality.
I believe that trust is more important than no piracy.
I believe supporting creativity should be our goal.
I believe that customers are worth more than money or gold.
I believe the struggle for digital freedom is unfair.
I believe the only ones who disagree are millionaires.

I believe in Karma; what you give is what you get returned.
I believe in a fair world where our freedom does not get burned.
I believe the grass is much more greener on the other side.
I believe we can’t give up our fight until we save our pride.

I believe 09-F9’s the key to our own happiness.
I believe that a fair price negates the need for DRMs.
I believe that we must stop DMCA extortionists.
I believe in copyright not lasting for eternity.

I believe in Karma; what you give is what you get returned.
I believe in a fair world where our freedom does not get burned.
I believe the grass is much more greener on the other side.
I believe we can’t give up our fight until we save our pride. (repeat ×2)

(It would be cool if someone was talented enough to record that.)